Kids Are Quick
Thursday, February 24, 2011 | Author: vrey
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TEACHER: Maria , go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria .
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TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald , what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie , name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen , why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie , give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie ....... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie , do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold , what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUNDAND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
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人生十四最 (Ren Sheng Shi Si Zui) - 14 Guidance of Human Life
Monday, February 14, 2011 | Author: vrey


[1]
最大的敌人是自己
Musuh terutama manusia adalah diri sendiri
Life's greatest enemy is ourself

[2]
最大的失败是自大
Kegagalan terutama manusia adalah kesombongan
Life's greatest failure is arrogant

[3]
最大的无知是欺骗 / 人生最大的欺騙是無智
Kebodohan terutama manusia adalah sifat menipu
Life's greatest ignorance is dupe


[4]
最大的悲哀是嫉妒
Kesedihan terutama manusia adalah rasa iri hati
Life's greatest sorrow is jealousy

[5]
最大的错误是自弃
Kesalahan terutama manusia adalah campak diri
Life's greatest erroneous is self-abandon

[6]
最可佩服的是精进
Sifat manusia yang paling terpuji adalah semangat perjuangan untuk maju
Life's greatest admiration is choice of advancing


[7]
最大的欣慰是布施
Ketentraman dan kedamaian terutama manusia adalah suka berdana dan beramal Life's greatest gratification is alms

[8]
最大的财富是建康
Harta terutama manusia adalah kesehatan
Life's greatest wealth is healthiness

[9]
最大的礼物是宽恕
Hadiah terutama manusia adalah lapang dada dan mau memaafkan
Life's greatest gift is forgiveness

[10]
最可怜的性情是自卑
Sifat manusia terkasihan adalah rasa rendah diri
Life's greatest pitiable disposotion is self-abased

[11]
最大的罪過自欺欺人
Dosa terutama manusia adalah menipu diri dan orang lain
Life's greatest sin is to deceive oneself

[12]
最大的債務是人情債
Hutang terbesar manusia adalah hutang budi
Life's greatest liabilities is a debt of human sympathy

[13]
最大的欠缺是悲智
Kekurangan terbesar manusia adalah sifat berkeluh kesah dan tidak memiliki kebijaksanaan
Life's greatest imperfection is melancholy wisdom

[14]
最大的破產是絕望
Kehancuran terbesar manusia adalah rasa putus asa
Life's greatest insolvent is despair



Source: http://aizhongwen.blogspot.com/2008/11/ren-sheng-shi-si-zui-14-guidance-of.html
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